Drug Dealers are Tories

You would be forgiven in thinking the rebellious nature of the drug dealer resides on the opposite side of the political void to conservative folk; but drug dealers not only inhabit the same plane, they are identical in every respects.

Thriving on opportunism born from other people's misfortune, and inspiring misery within the rest, dealers are entities who have wilfully bought the lie of consumerism and materialism. Dealers are not outsiders, they are consumers par excellence. Bar the fact their income is unclaimed and untaxed, in terms of general outlook, they are precisely model citizens.

So enraptured by speedy sports cars and misogyny, their illegal activities are undertaken only for monetary gain. They orgasmically dote the material to paroxysm, loitering on your street corner for selfish profit, hoping through wealth they will generate enough respect they feel they deserve.

They know not how to give, to love; they inhabit a competitive world of dominance and supremacy. Every ounce of their being is to take and to care nothing for others.

So humiliated by their unachieving lives, they must assert a sense of greatness by being a public nuisance, yelling, moaning, pleading for compassion, for attention. They want you to notice them, to be impressed by them, but they do nothing to inspire admiration, nothing to inspire anything but revulsion.

Self defeating, they exist only from lax policing, from underfunded policing, from deregulation and loopholes. They are Tories in every sense: chancers feeding off your misery; learning dodges from their insider mates. And without the indoctrination of schooling, which has so beaten down your spirits, you would be just like them.

Over and out for now, guys!

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