Advertising

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In the same way right wing parties despise the people who vote for them by wilfully defying reason in their political (non) arguments, and perpetually inflicting ruin on their beloved country, so too do corporations hate the people who buy their products and services.

They take revenge upon the consuming public, furious at the idiot masses, those wretches of the domain of the Everyday, who are integral to their profiteering compulsions. So enraged by the necessaryness of ordinary people, the corporations exact upon them the bitter product of their shame and humiliation.

From the products we chose to buy to the ones we have no choice in buying, the corporate punish us through an endless cycle of increasingly tedious advertising campaigns. They begin by offering money to people who work in advertising, who brag through their labours their misguided belief in their own genius. They hate us; they despise us and this is demonstrated by the effort and imbecilic reasoning that goes into their adverts. They are not artists; they just think they are.

One of the prevailing tricks used in advertising is the fallacy proof by assertion. An assertion is made, and through that assertion, logical gymnastics takes us to the reason why we need to by their product. No real logic is present here, of course; you either don't need their product, or you have no choice in the matter.

You choose to use it or you don't. Either way, they hate your guts, and all they can do is sneer childishly at you while they inflict 'comedy' songs onto you or crowbar an irritant into your every media session.

They hate you, and they think their efforts pass as creativity. They think you enjoy what they force you to endure. To them, it is just the right intellectual level for a dum-fuck like you.

They need you to pay their wages, so they repay you by insulting you, and tormenting your every waking moment; you and all the other useless morons that buy their products.